More funny vids time?

I got a good lot of vids today.  They are all pretty short.  

Not what I was expecting

Greatest Exercise Ball Stunt Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Mama's boy

Boxer's Mom Jumps in the Ring to Fight - Watch more Funny Videos

This is one of my favorites

Kiss of Death - Watch more Funny Videos

Cool Monster Truck Backflip - Watch more Funny Videos

Ok, not funny, but totally ouch

Motorcross Racer Run Over - Watch more Funny Videos

Ok, this one is really fun, but not short.  sorry.  But it's hilarious.  Men that love female bodybuilders.  The guys they interview here are beyond quoting and comparison.  It's worth the three minutes.  I especially like the second guy they interview and then he blows his nose.  HI-larious.   Oh, and I'm really really freaked out by the wife body-builder, but she seems sweet.  

Ok, this one is just too much.  I'm posting it anyway, but those brilliant people over in Japan once again have me in stitches.  I wish they would make an english to japanese one.
 

One too many beers dude. But you got to admire his enthusiasm...
"I'm leaving now Sabbath! You guys fucking rule! Yeeeah! Yeah!"

 

I think I'll end this session with that. Seems appropriate.

In today's WTF news....

Somewhere in London a 30 year old man welcomed his twin brother into the world...via his bellybutton.  Finally!  The brother he always hoped for...

Plumber 'gives birth' to twin in scene reminiscent of Alien

A plumber's embryonic twin spilled out of his stomach, in a scene reminiscent of the movie Alien.

 

By Chris Irvine 
Last Updated: 1:03AM BST 09 May 2009

Gavin Hyatt, 30, explained that the lump forced its way out after lying inside his abdomen since he was born.

Medics said the 4cm growth was a parasitic twin that died in the womb early in their mother's pregnancy.

Mr Hyatt, a former firefighter, from Witney, Oxfordshire, said: "Four hospital doctors had previously examined me and were all puzzled by the lump.

"Some thought it was a cyst, others an in-grown hair.

"Then one said it could be my undeveloped identical twin that I absorbed at a very early stage. I feel absolutely fine now but it has not sunk in yet that I could have had a twin brother. I have him in a jar at home and I call him little Gav. I haven't told many people. I feel like a bit of a freak."

Mr Hyatt, who has four children with his wife Kate, spent a week in and out of hospital after making an emergency appointment with the GP.

An operation at Oxford's John Radcliffe Hospital was cancelled at the last minute and he went home. But later he felt a stabbing pain near his belly button. Lifting his shirt, he saw he was bleeding as the lump pushed through the skin. At that point he drove himself to his local surgery.

His GP Dr Joe Santos, told The Sun: "It was like something from Alien. I didn't believe Gavin when he said something was coming out of his belly button until I saw him."

Um, I think if I kept my twin that purged itself from my body I probably wouldn't keep it in a jar on a shelf.  Or maybe I would and get it a little tophat and cane. Or I'd bury my mini-freak and have a little rite of some sort.  Either way, this guy definitely qualifies as a freak.  Sorry dude.  He is.  This doesn't happen to normal people.

Really thinking about it, the twin travelled for 30 freaking years to reach the surface!  That is a boring life. I wonder if it felt all the emotions of the guy.  Lived the man's life with him.  Loved the same loves.  There to pick him up when he fell down.  

I'm getting carried away.  

Dubai

Definitely on the list of places to go. I just had to post a few images that I thought were cool.

I have to start with the  Burj Dubai Skyscraper.  It's the tallest, most fascinating skyscraper to ever be built on the planet.  It looks like a drawing!  Completely unreal...yet it's real.  Shit is blowing my mind over here people!  Of course it's about to be surpassed by the futuristic and completely obnoxious Al Burj (see under the Burj Dubai image). 

 I mean, how big do they have to go?  I get it, you could fit my hometown in one building.  Now that's something else.  I wonder how long the elevator ride is going to be.  What if you really had to go to the bathroom and all you had to do was ride the elevator....198 floors.  I'm sure they thought of that and have bathrooms in every elevator or something.  These are the things I think about.

Burj Dubai (Yes, this is an actual photograph)

Al Burj (Yes, this is a drawing)

And just for shits and giggles, a comparison?  You know you need it.

Palm Island Resort as seen from space

Palm Island Resort, Dubai, United Arab Emirates, is featured in this image photographed by Expedition 10 Commander Leroy Chiao from the International Space Station. The resort is under construction on reclaimed land silhouetted against the dark waters of Dubai’s Persian Gulf coast. Advertised as "being visible from the Moon," this man-made palm-shaped structure displays 17 huge fronds framed by a 12-kilometer protective barrier. When completed, the resort will sport 2,000 villas, 40 luxury hotels, shopping centers, cinemas, and other facilities. When completed, the resort is expected to support a population of approximately 500,000 people. 

The Atlantis Resort

This is just a little taste!  Someday I'll go to there and it's going to be totally awesome.  Who's with me?

Funny vids time

Hilarious Break Dancing Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

This happened to my brother once when we were kids, but he wasn't fat, and I don't think this kid broke his arm...

Fat Kid Can't Make Jump - Watch more Funny Videos

I would never do this to my cat, but it's super funny anyway

Dexter

Well, Season 1, Disc 1 arrived from Netflix, and I can't stop watching it!!!! I helps that the main character, Michael C. Hall, is one hell of a hot piece of man meat, but the story is really intriguing too!  I seriously can't get enough.  Plus I'm waiting for the scene where Dexter gets naked.  (I don't know if it's going to happen, but a girl can hope right?) 

Here's one of the few pics I could find of him shirtless.  Holy effing hotness!!

Toxic Avenger

 Feel like a hankering for a spastic, leotard-filled intro taking place in some cheesy ass gym where guys wear G-strings while lifting weights and boobs are on display?  Then the first five minutes of "Toxic Avenger" is for you!  Although I ended up falling asleep, the introduction of this movie pulled me into watching at least an hour!  I had no idea what to expect when I saw this movie on ondemand, but i'm glad that I at least saw what I did.  A nerdy pool boy accidentally falls into toxic waste and becomes a massive, muscular (and gruesome-looking) crime fighter!  There are plenty of boobies and 80s jock-types to fill a dumptruck.

 Although I have no ambition to watch the rest of the movies in the series, its nice to have an idea of what it's all about.  Anyway, I don't know if any of you readers (all three of you) have seen the movie, but maybe if it's on and you have nothing better to do watch it for a minute or two.  It was worth a quick glimpse.  :D