Wow, this is some video alright.

The woman starring in this little number is named Brenda Dickson. She was on the Young and the Restless in the 80s and was fired in 1988. I have no idea who she is or why she's famous now, but this little video compelled me to blog for the first time in a while. It confuses me because it says it's a trailer for her 2009 home review, but clearly it was filmed in the 80s. You may ask yourself how I deduced this. Besides the most awesome outfits ever, this is what she looks like now in a non-photoshopped image from daytime Emmys recently:

The inset image is of her 2 years ago. Yikes, right? This woman seriously messed up her face. I gotta thank awfulplasticsurgery for this one.

Seth Rogan on Jimmy Kimmel

I'm a Seth Rogan fan.  There is a lot of laughing involved most of the time he is around (except Pineapple Express, I didn't really like that one).  He was on Kimmel this week and talked about being kiss rejected by Megan Fox on Kimmel, the first appearance for both.  Pretty funny when they pull out the old tapes.  Megan pulls a smooth transition, it's not TOTALLY awkward.  It could have been worse.  

For what it's worth, she's totally hot and I've always thought so. Nevermind all those comparisons to Angelina though.  Angelina=win=actress....Megan Fox=hot right now=eye candy.  

Thank you OnDemand

This weekend I was supposed to do fun things like go to an art gallery, the Capitol Hill Block Party, and get a tan.  Didn't do those things.  Should've.  Didn't.  C'est la vie.  Thanks to the wonderful hands of cable television, I did see three movies this weekend I would not have otherwise watched.  Last night was the classic "Boyz N the Hood."  Hadn't seen that one in a half-decade or so.  I forgot how good it was.  Although Cuba Gooding Jr. just isn't the same to watch for some reason.   Ice Cube was a delight on the other hand.  Also the clothes are awesome.  I miss the early 90s...no wait, I totally don't.

Also on and watched in its entirety (loving every cheesy, B-movie minute of it) was Mindwarp.  Filmed in 1992, this film is a wonderful escapade into the future where people plug themselves into computers for entertainment.  One renegade girl wants to live in "real life," causing the system operator to expel her to the distant regions of a desimated, radioactive earth to try and survive.  There she finds the one and only BRUCE CAMPBELL!  Yes!  He is the best.  They work together to fight the mutant cannibals that live below the surface.  Oh yeah.  It's really good.  The special effects especially.  Spoiler alert!  Her dad is the leader of the cannibals!  Who would have thought??!!  I just ruined it for you.  Sorry.  I know you just netflixed it and everything.

 

Last and least, I didn't quite finish this one.  "The Vampire Lovers" filmed in 1970 about a vampiress that has a thing for the ladies.  Not a great movie, not a lot of vampires, not really scary but lots of perky boobs and ladies in distress and almost kissing.   Lots of heavy breathing too.  Have to say that vampire movies have come a long way and it's interesting to see how it was interpreted in the early 70s.  Meh. 

Yes, you do get to see the boobs of the girl in the poster.

UPDATE:  

Thanks to OnDemand I got to watch Pet Semetary for the first time.  Although I was surfing the web some of the time.  It was a little scary there.  That kid, the cat....I still want to know how that little kid killed two adults with a scalpel.  They are sharp, they are, but really.  Swift kick could've done it.  

Could probably watch the next one.  Sort of want to know what happens next...

Who the F is Sandra Lee?

So there's some lady out there named Sandra Lee and today some people posted a video of her making..something....I'm going to guess meatloaf.  Looks super nasty though, and it's kind of funny at the end when she's like, "Look.. at.. that".  She knows it looks really bad.  I just want to know what the people she serves are thinking when it's set upon the table for their feast! Oh yummy yum yum!   Barf.

As a side note, it's really bad when you have your cooking show is called "Semi-Handmade Cooking."  Maybe I should try to get my own cooking show.  I semi-handmake tons of shit and I've been told I make a mean meatloaf.   

And OMG the videos they have for her on youtube.  Yikes.  This one's pretty nutzo.  She's decorated her Christmas tree like it should be done.  With cocktail glasses!  I know what you're thinking.  Someone finally did it and we've only thought about it all this time....

Dlisted has her up for "Hot Slut of the Month".  Agreed.

Cristiano Ronaldo

In my opinion, Cristiano Ronaldo is a pretty hot guy.  Total slimeball (hair included), but very hot nonetheless.  It's public knowledge of his penchant for easy women (Paris Hilton being one recently), hookers, and maybe some other extracurricular activities of the club/party scene.  That being said, I saw this short video (thanks to awkwardboners.com) and thought it was pretty damn funny.  His face is really focused on a thought, and I wish I knew what it was as it looks to be really meaningful shit to him.  At one point toward the end, he looks like a Tom Cruise/Keanu Reaves combo; furrowed brow and dumbshit look.  Love the music too.

Just for kicks for the ladies....

Today's wtf news: Cats with wings in China

This story is a bit old, but I've been out of the blogging business for a month and since I came across the pic randomly, thought I would share the story now!  Better late than never I spose.

Of course the link I had is no longer in service, so I'll have to do some investigating for the article.  Apparently some cats in China are growing wings at the age of 1.  They are born normal, with no other defects, but sprout wings for some reason.  The wings pose no threat to their health.  Some of the locals think it's the weather and the cat's attempt to get some lady friends.  I'm guessing it's environmental, but that's just me.

Here's a link to an article by the UK's Telegraph

Picture time!

Here are some pics I've found on the wonderful internet.  In no particular order...

That should do it for now.

Awesome Albino Animal Alliteration

Sweet! Albino animals!!!! My favorite is the peacock.

And I'm sure you've heard about the albino whale and dolphin?  

Mugshot Mania

I'm not sure how many of you dear readers out there are familiar with Gary Coleman and his wife, Shannon Price. The two have been married a while now, and then were seen on Divorce Court unveiling some pretty strange details of their arrangements. The two have never had sex for one, and Gary is a violent little man as he threw a printer at her at one point. So it comes as no surprise to me that on Friday Shannon was arrested for some domestic violence. Apparently Gary was up to something so Shannon decided to shred some of his clothes and trash his favorite items. When the cops showed up she had some choice words for both the cops and Gary and got arrested. She was released on $1200 bail. Oh to be a fly on that wall...

Here's another doozy, not involving F-list celebrities. This woman, Mindy Lomento, got arrested for having some sexy times in a park with two men somewhere in Connecticut. That's right, crazy sexy public threesome. She looks like a winner with no addictions or mental problems and I'm sure the men only have eyes for her. I'm very glad that I did not come across this on a beautiful day walk through the park.

H-O-T!!!




In more hilarity, the smoking gun has a montage of mugshots up with a patriotic theme.
Here's a small pic:





I particularly like the first image and you can see her crutch. Hope they all had safe 4ths this year.




And then there's this guy:








I dont' know what he did but he sure looks happy to be there.

Michael Jackson tribute

Alright, so I haven't blogged for a while and here I am, Thursday night, got a couple drinks in me and figured at least I'd put my two cents in about Michael Jackson. I love me some Michael Jackson. I don't know if he abused kids or what, the guy was a effin whack-job. He was also a hardcore drug abuser. Track marks up and down his legs. Of course I'm sure he had more than one doctor. Guy's heart just gave out. He was practicing for his big comeback, and now he's having his comeback but he's not here.

Here's a video of his comeback rehearsal:

There is no doubt his music was brilliant and there will never be anyone like him. I'm sure like the rest of you, I have heard a fair piece of his music since his death. I don't mind one bit. In fact, we need to listen to more Michael Jackson anyway. And I'm not just talking about the early 80s. Whole career. Everything he did on stage and in the studio was impressive. He was a true entertainer and celebrity his entire life. No wonder it caused some problems in his head.

Did you know he had a 100 song secret stash for his children? I wonder if they will ever be released. Joe Jackson is starting his own record company. I wonder why...hmm....what could he possibly produce that might sell.....hmmmmm......

MJ never officially adopted the kids, btw. I am not even going to go into that whole deal. I'm just going to sit and wait until the kids each become 18 years old, or perhaps even earlier, to write their autobiographies. There is just too much that I want to know, and yet I feel that I already know too much. Ah, life's dichotomies.

So let's talk about his plastic surgeries, shall we? He's always said that he's only has his nose done TWICE. uh huh, riiiiiiiight. Here's what I've found out so far:

Here's what awfulplasticsurgery.com (which I find a reliable source of information and entertainment) had to say,

Michael Jackson had at least 20 different plastic surguries according to one doctor who surmises that Jackson altered himself to 'escape his sad childhood'. Among his surgeries were
eye reshaping

brow lift

6 rhinoplasty operations
cheek implants

cheek fat removal
lips thin

jaw implants

• multiple facelifts
  Well there ya have it I guess. Proof is in the photo.
• Just so I don't leave on a negative note, because I really do truly love MJ regardless of his plastic surgeries, here's a picture of him with his kids and some other people taken in November of 2008. I think his kids look pretty cute...seriously!
  His oldest son, Prince Michael is there on the left, with Paris Michael and Prince Michael II aka "Blanket" in the middle of the photo. Hope those kids do alright and Joe Jackson doesn't get his hands on them.
  
  

More funny vids time?

I got a good lot of vids today.  They are all pretty short.  

Not what I was expecting

Greatest Exercise Ball Stunt Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Mama's boy

Boxer's Mom Jumps in the Ring to Fight - Watch more Funny Videos

This is one of my favorites

Kiss of Death - Watch more Funny Videos

Cool Monster Truck Backflip - Watch more Funny Videos

Ok, not funny, but totally ouch

Motorcross Racer Run Over - Watch more Funny Videos

Ok, this one is really fun, but not short.  sorry.  But it's hilarious.  Men that love female bodybuilders.  The guys they interview here are beyond quoting and comparison.  It's worth the three minutes.  I especially like the second guy they interview and then he blows his nose.  HI-larious.   Oh, and I'm really really freaked out by the wife body-builder, but she seems sweet.  

Ok, this one is just too much.  I'm posting it anyway, but those brilliant people over in Japan once again have me in stitches.  I wish they would make an english to japanese one.
 

One too many beers dude. But you got to admire his enthusiasm...
"I'm leaving now Sabbath! You guys fucking rule! Yeeeah! Yeah!"

 

I think I'll end this session with that. Seems appropriate.

In today's WTF news....

Somewhere in London a 30 year old man welcomed his twin brother into the world...via his bellybutton.  Finally!  The brother he always hoped for...

Plumber 'gives birth' to twin in scene reminiscent of Alien

A plumber's embryonic twin spilled out of his stomach, in a scene reminiscent of the movie Alien.

 

By Chris Irvine 
Last Updated: 1:03AM BST 09 May 2009

Gavin Hyatt, 30, explained that the lump forced its way out after lying inside his abdomen since he was born.

Medics said the 4cm growth was a parasitic twin that died in the womb early in their mother's pregnancy.

Mr Hyatt, a former firefighter, from Witney, Oxfordshire, said: "Four hospital doctors had previously examined me and were all puzzled by the lump.

"Some thought it was a cyst, others an in-grown hair.

"Then one said it could be my undeveloped identical twin that I absorbed at a very early stage. I feel absolutely fine now but it has not sunk in yet that I could have had a twin brother. I have him in a jar at home and I call him little Gav. I haven't told many people. I feel like a bit of a freak."

Mr Hyatt, who has four children with his wife Kate, spent a week in and out of hospital after making an emergency appointment with the GP.

An operation at Oxford's John Radcliffe Hospital was cancelled at the last minute and he went home. But later he felt a stabbing pain near his belly button. Lifting his shirt, he saw he was bleeding as the lump pushed through the skin. At that point he drove himself to his local surgery.

His GP Dr Joe Santos, told The Sun: "It was like something from Alien. I didn't believe Gavin when he said something was coming out of his belly button until I saw him."

Um, I think if I kept my twin that purged itself from my body I probably wouldn't keep it in a jar on a shelf.  Or maybe I would and get it a little tophat and cane. Or I'd bury my mini-freak and have a little rite of some sort.  Either way, this guy definitely qualifies as a freak.  Sorry dude.  He is.  This doesn't happen to normal people.

Really thinking about it, the twin travelled for 30 freaking years to reach the surface!  That is a boring life. I wonder if it felt all the emotions of the guy.  Lived the man's life with him.  Loved the same loves.  There to pick him up when he fell down.  

I'm getting carried away.  

Dubai

Definitely on the list of places to go. I just had to post a few images that I thought were cool.

I have to start with the  Burj Dubai Skyscraper.  It's the tallest, most fascinating skyscraper to ever be built on the planet.  It looks like a drawing!  Completely unreal...yet it's real.  Shit is blowing my mind over here people!  Of course it's about to be surpassed by the futuristic and completely obnoxious Al Burj (see under the Burj Dubai image). 

 I mean, how big do they have to go?  I get it, you could fit my hometown in one building.  Now that's something else.  I wonder how long the elevator ride is going to be.  What if you really had to go to the bathroom and all you had to do was ride the elevator....198 floors.  I'm sure they thought of that and have bathrooms in every elevator or something.  These are the things I think about.

Burj Dubai (Yes, this is an actual photograph)

Al Burj (Yes, this is a drawing)

And just for shits and giggles, a comparison?  You know you need it.

Palm Island Resort as seen from space

Palm Island Resort, Dubai, United Arab Emirates, is featured in this image photographed by Expedition 10 Commander Leroy Chiao from the International Space Station. The resort is under construction on reclaimed land silhouetted against the dark waters of Dubai’s Persian Gulf coast. Advertised as "being visible from the Moon," this man-made palm-shaped structure displays 17 huge fronds framed by a 12-kilometer protective barrier. When completed, the resort will sport 2,000 villas, 40 luxury hotels, shopping centers, cinemas, and other facilities. When completed, the resort is expected to support a population of approximately 500,000 people. 

The Atlantis Resort

This is just a little taste!  Someday I'll go to there and it's going to be totally awesome.  Who's with me?

Funny vids time

Hilarious Break Dancing Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

This happened to my brother once when we were kids, but he wasn't fat, and I don't think this kid broke his arm...

Fat Kid Can't Make Jump - Watch more Funny Videos

I would never do this to my cat, but it's super funny anyway

Dexter

Well, Season 1, Disc 1 arrived from Netflix, and I can't stop watching it!!!! I helps that the main character, Michael C. Hall, is one hell of a hot piece of man meat, but the story is really intriguing too!  I seriously can't get enough.  Plus I'm waiting for the scene where Dexter gets naked.  (I don't know if it's going to happen, but a girl can hope right?) 

Here's one of the few pics I could find of him shirtless.  Holy effing hotness!!